Naming the damned thing: Like all members of a family the Van needs a name. Normally it is kind of easy. My car is named The Firetruck because it’s red (naming doesn’t have to be complicated). The Husband’s car is named Mario because – well its really looks like Super Mario. And it’s Italian.
But what to call an old American Van?
The Husband suggested: John (like in John Wayne)
I suggested: Rambo Liberty….